You pay. You get Nothing.
Yes. Really.
When everything demands your attention,
we give you something rare: nothing at all.
No pressure. No notifications. No content.
What do you get?
- A welcome email confirming that… that’s it.
- A monthly reminder that nothing has happened.
- Peace of mind (digital edition).
Sounds like a joke? Yes. But it works surprisingly well as a statement or an ironic “content detox”.
How it works
Pick a plan
Basic, Premium, or Founder. The difference is how loudly you want to highlight your relationship with nothing.
Pay
The transaction works normally. It’s the only “feature” that works at 100%.
Receive absence
You receive confirmation and recurring reminders that nothing changed. Stability.
Pricing
Nothing Basic
Most popular- Welcome email
- Monthly “still nothing”
- Minimalism satisfaction
For people who want less — consistently.
Nothing Premium
More nothing- Everything from Basic
- The same thing, just pricier
- Better “this is a gift” energy
For those who like premium… even if it doesn’t exist.
Founder of Nothing
One-time- PDF certificate: “Founder of Nothing”
- Your name or nickname (shown on the Founder Wall)
- Maximum irony level
You’ll be added to the public Founder Wall. View it
For meme collectors and people who like proof.
